When he pulled down my underwear, I kinda dickslapped him.". When the nurse left the room, I thought I had to put the wand in myself, so I did, no lube on it at all. She always looks beautiful and powerful. Clamps are required as well to finesse things apart and it takes some time make sure to not snip things that need not be snipped. But my cousin was badly stuck. There was a hole in the front that I thought was for the doctor to check my boobs. This they agreed was a 'baby', deserving of respect, etc. There was nothing I could do but let them in. But I was in so much pain I couldn't move much less reach to place the ice pack in privacy. Choosing a doctor, taking classes on labor, and reading about other peopleâs birthing experience I was admitted to the pediatric ward (I was 19) and I was pretty much the only patient so all the nurses would constantly come into my room. She... #2. Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Health / Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor (56695 Views) Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments / Why You Shouldnât Wait Till Youâre Sick To See The Doctor / The Doctor Killed By Lassa Fever In Abia Pictured More time. I went for my annual eye test and to get a prescription for the next year's supply of contact lenses. Shockingly, he never called! So the soundtrack in the waiting room was a woman moaning. :)" (Source). Embarrassed Patients Share Their Most Humiliating Doctor Experiences. So let's recap: I'm sitting on the toilet actively going to the bathroom and three other people are inside with me. Which is exactly what I did. My younger cousin had inhaled a small piece of eraser and she was wailing one day. He calmly asked me to put my clothes back on, and apologized for mistaking me for the other patient. I think next time I will lock the door! Do get yourself a nice young man to have 'outercourse' with, but not until you're cured of the yeast infection. As I swung my legs up so I could lay flat, I caught the doctor in the nuts with my foot. Then they asked about the date of her last menstrual cycle. I thought, Oh jeez, couldn't they have sent a woman or a older male doctor? So that shit turned on... and it scared me so much that I dropped my phone under my seat. Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor - Health - Nairaland. I could identify what most things were except for one very large oddly-shaded region. On this day I would go to school since my college courses were about five minutes away, go to the grocery store, and walk around the mall for a little bit. The nurse nearly fell off her chair laughing. Some of these stories were painfully awkward, funny, and embarrassing. I've never been more embarrassed in my life. "Ha. I was admitted in hospital for kidney stone at my 19 teen, laparoscopy operation was gone well and they inserted a stent. So against my better judgement I didn't use the restroom. I was mortified. ", "I was getting treatment for an ingrown hair near the top of my butt and had to go to wound care. ", "My first time at the gyno when I was 15, I attempted to put the gown on. So [my] husband slowly reaches out and puts his hand on the doctor's knee. Now, the Doctor was a very busy man! Often the snip is done in the urologist's office but my insurance would only cover most of the cost in a hospital setting. Good luck in your studies'. Image Source. By this time, the scheduler totally lost it, she was laughing so hard, a nurse was standing outside the room laughing. I was already doped up on morphine when they put me in the scanner. My dad replied, 'My wife insisted that I was about to die as she noticed this lump on the back of my head that I have had since I was born'. Mom: Yes. I jumped down to take a look, only to realize that the hook had severed a good chunk of skin off, exposing the flesh within. Holy f--k!!!! Thank god i never saw their face but..." (Source). ", "I was really nervous to go to the gynecologist for the first time. And, most don't get to blackout in front of an audience. So the day went on as scheduled. I blushed even more at this leading question, especially since I had been having occasional lesbian-fantasy dreams, about a particularly tall and strong redhead from my home high school, whom had a crush on me. At one point, they tried to hold me down, but I just wailed louder. Way back in the late 1950s, in the UK, my rather nervous and prudish aunt went for a chest x-ray. Your post-operative patient is embarrassed because he fainted when he tried to get out of bed: âThis happens often. He looked at me and said, 'Those are for the kids!' My Aunt took her to the hospital. Once we got there, I was told I had to get the wound stitched. Well, twelve year old me had the wonderful idea to try and swing across them as if I was Spiderman on a set of monkey bars. Apparently there are multiple small things the surgeon must work around that are sometimes difficult to separate. Fortunately the doctor explained how the injection of local anesthetic can cause the entire bundle to swell and make it quite difficult to tease out the part to snip. Was. She answered by saying it was hard to tell because her periods were so EROTIC. This was a Catholic hospital in Trenton, New Jersey, and before Roe v. Wade, and my sister and her associates as devout Catholics took this event and responsibility very seriously. I booked an appointment with the kids hospital(as I was young enough to go there) to get the stitches. Learn from these people so you don't embarrass yourself the next time you go to the doctors. In fact, I made such a scene that the head doctor herself had to come in and calm me down, with the nurses looking on. But still, I couldn't resist the mighty power of a tickle. He took one look at her and said: 'Would you remove your knickers, please?' Future_Nurse_Natalie. In their innocence, amongst themselves, they decided on a name for this little 'baby' -- Elizabeth. We called him the pirate â¦ One time I tried to break the ice a bit by saying, 'I feel bad, all this action and I haven't even asked you outâ¦' She didn't laugh. The doctor began to push the apparatus to my body so I would stop laughing. No one enjoys going to the doctors because we're all afraid of bad news. It was was very close to my due date so I decided that I would do all that I could to try to speed up the process. In: Murtagh AO J, Bird S. Murtagh AO J, & Bird S(Eds.) I. "Not a doctor but an optician. One day during examination of my charts, he asked, 'So what was the color of your stool today?' I waited until we left the office before she could get us in anymore predicaments" (Source). Needless to say, I will never go over to their house again. Turns out I was supposed to take them off at least 30 minutes before testing my eyes, oops. So far so good. I grabbed the prescription for Diflucan, and hurried out of there as fast as I could, without a word. "I was doing a post-op checkup. We all love traveling and exploring the new places. In great excitement, he came up to me and said: 'Ma'am, we have only come across this in theory and I never knew this is really possible. The normal banter is exchanged and he asks dad what the problem is. I made the swing, but felt a sharp pain in my left wrist. I'm discharged from the hospital. As much hype and attention as we give it, sex is just another normal function of the human body â which can only mean it has the potential to get pretty darn embarrassing. Underwear choice for the exam: black lace thong. Traveling by flight is another thing (other than exploring the world) everyone loves. Although, it was months later, I was mortified! I was blushing slightly at this discovery, because I knew enough about Candida to have some idea of how it probably got there. He shows the doctor who busts out laughing and told him that it was a external occipital protuberance or occipital bun (basically a knot on the back of his head). I'm in an agreeable mood and said sure. Making out below the bellybutton is perfectly normal for teens your age'. As far as my Aunt is concerned, she couldn't even look the doctor in the eye. He had told us to come in after 5 minutes. I told her I didn't like the color, it looked like jaundice. Why do you have to be so good looking? Being in the hospital sucks, but in between those sick, painful days you can also have a good laugh. I told her the word was erratic, not erotic. Self care and ideas to help you live a healthier, happier life. It happened to my oldest sister Anne. I would wake up I'm the middle of the night totally saturated, including the bed. It led to a very awkward post-procedure checkup. She called me into her office and as I sat down she asked why I was there. Time passes by. "I had an intestine operation done sometime back. This dizziness will pass as your body fluids are replaced and the effects of the anesthesia are gone.â. They were giving me lots of morphine so it didn't bother me as much at the time due to the effects of the drug but I definitely cringe every time I think back to that. Really LOUD PORN. to which I gave him a very shocked look. Hope you enjoy some of our moments in the hospitalâ¦ At some point during the evening, the poor woman suffered stomach pain. âHow embarrassing,â I whisper, out loud, to no one. It's a piece of sh-t!' I still tried to give the hot doctor my number. When I went back for a post-surgical follow-up, the doctor asked me to remove my blouse and bra. As I was stark naked, huddled in the corner washing myself with paper towels and soap, a middle-aged man whom I recognized from the waiting room walked in with my surgeon who was showing him to the bathroom. The doctor came and checked my heart rate, and then she pressed on my stomach, which triggered me shitting all over the bed's white covers. My cousin loved the flowers at the hospital's park and it was probably the only time when she was distracted enough to not cry. the scheduler about fell out of her chair laughing while I tried to tell my daughter I said jaundice, not gonorrhea. You know how the goalposts have two vertical crossbars parallel to one another on the top? He looked at her again. One of the symptoms was really bad night sweats. Even if it meant giving up every shred of dignity I had by throwing the biggest tantrum that hospital had ever seen. I collided with a nurse in the hall and we went down. Also fortunately, I did not recognize any of the nursing students as friends of my daughter" (Source). However then she called out to another nurse to bring her a saline flush. Students General Students. However, some women have an absurd selection. The lab tech asked, 'Who's the joker?' However, I'd forgotten that the crossbar facing the field had hooks on it. I had to walk to the bathroom down the hall in shame to clean myself. I'm not ashamed of my junk. Shocked Step Mother: .... No... Dad: That's his step mother! I will share with you my most embarrassing moment in front of a doctor. To avoid the dry razor treatment, I had carefully shaved 'the boys' and was ready to get it over with. I kept thinking it was going to be awkward or painful and I made myself hysterical waiting in the chair. 25 MOST UNBELIEVABLE MOMENTS IN SPORTSHere are 25 MOST UNBELIEVABLE MOMENTS IN SPORTS. Unknowingly, I hung onto the other bar, and took a swing of faith to the one with hooks. If they have not, they will. 10 weird elevator moments caught on camera. Athletic science major dude, good conversationalist, funny, rather attractive due to strength, and eyes that changed color with his moods and surroundings. I don't wish the evil of tickling on anyone! ", "I had to get a smear test and the nurse had just finished taking the sample when all of a sudden the clamp shoots out of my vagina and onto the floor with a loud metallic clang. Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! The best joke was that 'England had Elizabeth the Second, and St. Francis had Elizabeth the Turd'" (Source). ", "The doctor walked in right as I was shoving a bunch of Band-Aids into my purse from the drawer. Well, today was the day. I realized I had to fart and ended up pooping my pants while being scanned. "Oh man, I totally remember this! The vas tube, a small artery and a very important nerve all wrapped up together in a neat little bundle. ", "I was having a breast lump checked out (turned out to be a cyst) and had taken my top off while I sat on the table. When my extremely hot oral surgeon came into the room to check on me, I told him I thought he was gorgeous and that I would love to go out with him sometime even though I was too young for him. Posted Dec 18, 2005. I'm not sure what went through his head but he was nice enough to do so and arranged it according my direction 'No a bit to the left, now slightly up, there, perfect!' In my apartment ten years later, I know Iâm far away in space and time from this moment, and yet it still makes me wince. I was prepped, filled out and signed all the paperwork in my little hospital gown. I didn't lock the bathroom door because I *thought* I was the only one in the pre-op room. ", "I also got aroused at the dermatologist because he was running his hands all over my body doing a mole check. ", "I woke up from anesthesia after my first colonoscopy and was talking to my friend (apparently very loudly). He is then surrounded by the observers.... A gaggle of nursing students looking over his shoulder. Your power has corrected completely! They had to wonder what kind of people we were. Thankfully for me, they used a baby needle to inject the anaesthetic, which wasn't as intimidating as a full sized one. '", "I had an appointment at the OB-GYN on Valentine's Day. He put it too far. "I was at my psychiatrist's office. ", "I went to the ER because I had a terrible stomach virus. "A few years back I decided that I should get a vasectomy. "I have a great one. A week later, I realized how foolish I was to not get the wound stitched as soon as possible, and decided to make amends. The nurse wheels me into the cutting arena and the doctor appears ready to get started. We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. [There were] so many people in my room that we had to leave the door open for a second. I called my mother to tell her that I think I would go into labor that night and she told me to call her back after American Idol went off. I clearly saw their giggle and smile inside their mask and i was like man please drink water. During this time, I waited eagerly for Luke Sheng to come, but he never did so. I was walking a liver patient in the hallâ¦very confused man. In hindsight, while I can understand being scared of a needle, throwing such a tantrum was unnecessary, and the needle probably wasn't so painful either. I got aroused during the screening and ejaculated on the doctor and nurse. Not sure if he was more embarrassed or I was" (Source). And of course, I was willing to do anything to stay away from them; doubly so if they were going to inject the anaesthetic right next to my wound. My husband and mother was there and watched the entire birth. I couldn't figure out what it was... so I asked. I mumbled something about getting my moles checked and she asked 'what about your face?' Because I was on a drip I couldn't change my gown without assistance from the night nurse (who was a raging b--ch). "It is very common for me, as a triathlete, to have regular visits to an applied kinesiologist during the high season of the training year. At first, nothing was happening and they actually had to put in a suppository (not a great memory) but soon I kept running to the bathroom. Sometime during their shift and but before the woman's expulsion of the fetus, one of them collected a small bit of holy water from the chapel. I usually meet the same optician and he gave me a warm welcome to the big machine that tests your eyes. Daniel Fishbayn. I agreed. Another tantrum followed, as they tried to give me the shot, with no success. Chloe Ferry has revealed that she got a new tattoo while on a drunk night out in Dubai â and she's not happy with it. One week after my last symptom, I found myself a suitable male 'outercourse' partner. When we reached the hospital I still had the urge to use the restroom but could only focus on the contractions until I was injected with the epidural. I don't know what overcame me, may be boredom, I quoted Michael Douglas from Basic Instinct (husking my voice as much as possible) 'I don't look in the toilet before I flush it!' Code Brown! This second nurse not only came with the flush but also with the doctor since he was making his rounds. My mother was called up by the school, and she had to take me to the hospital. Read on to discover some of Rudy Giuliani's most embarrassing moments. So they decided that they'd 'baptize' the fetus before forwarding on to the lab. Also in my teens, I regularly saw a dermatologist, as I'm very fair and have a long family history of skin cancer. A young, gorgeous male intern - think Carter of ER (Noah Wyle) - came back with an ice pack and handed it to me to place it on my very swollen vagina. For the first few days, the nurses gave me sponge baths on my bed, but day 3 after surgery, they had me go to the bathroom and try to wash myself standing up with a washcloth. That's where things went downhill. He started the test and was very surprised to read the results. The doctor called me one evening to inform me that one of the tests that I had taken came back positive for a rare genetic disease. My older daughter (18) volunteered to drive me home from the hospital. What People Really Think About Their Jobs, Office Life Could Be Forever Changed After The Pandemic, Amazon Fired 3 Employees Who Voiced Their Concerns About, "Zoombombers" Are Exposing Security Risks In The Video, For details on Gateway Blend's privacy and cookie policies, please visit our. I have a good complexion and to this day have no idea what she thought was wrong with my face. ", "I was asked to put on a gown so the doctor could check my spinal symmetry. "Many doctors have witnessed some embarrassing moments. "Note: PG-13 content in this answer... Not intended for audiences under the age of 13. The nurse on the ward took the call. I was frustrated with the nurses because every time one came in, it was always right before I had to go to the bathroom. Unfortunately, that anaesthetic had to be administered through a needle. I actually believed him for a moment before sheepishly replying 'Are you sure you negated the effect of the contact lenses I am wearing?' Then something unexpected happens, and the moment â¦ I went to the student health center with a horrible sore throat. About this same time, she had just gotten some fun color (but hideous) yellow fingernail polish. Reporting on what you care about. To this day, I have never forgotten that embarrassment" (Source). Once the fetus was expelled, they were told to collect it and send it down to the lab. We walked a mile and a half, and â¦ ", "My chiropractor was cracking my back. "I tried being Michael Douglas! They got a full-on, frontal view of me in my grotesque, Gollum-like appearance and just stared, shocked that they had intruded in my makeshift bathhouse. She did as asked, and a young technician entered the room. The long pause between us was painful before I said these words: "Doc, listen, I am going to take off my jeans, but I need to explain something to you. 0 comments. I had just dropped my drawers when my wife let out a bloodcurdling scream. So many people I interviewed for my new book, Cringeworthy, confess to reacting to old embarrassments in the same way. I was mortified. ", "I had been to see the doctor (female) several times about the same issue (intimate) and was examined every time. I'm ready to be all manly and macho in front of this female audience. These people here have experienced the most embarrassing moments ever in front of a doctor. I also acted like it didn't happen, which made it more awkward. we were all overjoyed! The doc felt bad and said, 'Well, can I at least offer you a physical or something since you are here and paying for the visit?' Because of this we're always on edge when we're with our doctor, which may lead to some awkward situations. They came in stuck together.â 4. (Source). This isn't my dad, but you get the idea if you look at the back of his guy's head behind his ears. Cue awkward silence for a few seconds until the doc said, 'Please don't touch my knee,' and my husband left the room in mortified silence! Hilarious Twerk fail - Embarrassing moment Lateysha Grace's dress SPLITS on live TV. I am not even engaging in 'outercourse'. So, there I was pulling down my jeans, at I think I was around 40 or 41 years old at the time, wearing my brand new Incredible Hulk Briefs --- they were like Under-roos, that I had gotten as a gag gift years ago. Mortified. Come nightfall, at about 8pm, I felt the first contraction. 1:42 [Real men] ì§ì§ ì¬ëì´ - Female soldier be embarrassed quick reaction drill 20160403. AMA Citation Embarrassing moments. As a little kid, I was scared of needles. The jokes and the story went around the hospital for a long time afterward. He pushed a little harder than normal and I farted. ", "When I was in college I went in for an STD screening. My doctor rather-too-obviously appraised my perfect, 19-year old legs (in a pink frilly miniskirt), and then he asked, 'Are you sure you aren't sexually active with a girlfriend, perhaps?' I was hospitalized in 2005 for Jaundice (Hepatitis). All the while I felt as if I had to have a bowel movement, but I didn't go because I thought I would push the baby out into the toilet. Women spend many hours thinking about and planning for the experience they will have when giving birth. However Jennifer Lawrence is famous for more than just that. Whew! The first happened when I was 13 and in the midst of puberty. No fun to be suffering from something similar to thrush, without also having this kind of embarassing surprise diagnosis with a male doctor in the room. It was kind of funny though because the three of them were just chatting away as if this was completely normal and like a girl wasn't going to the bathroom two feet away. After all the howling and wailing, we finally reached, but my cousin was barely dressed! I looked at my brother and said, 'I respect you a lot, you took a lot of care of me, you're like a brother' I was bloody embarrassed after everyone told me what kind of absurd things I was blabbering. 30 Hilariously Embarrassing Bikini Fails. I was in a lot of pain and couldn't control my bowels, but the doctor ordered a CT scan because he thought I might have a gallstone. After that, they tried to give me the shot, this time far, far away from my wound so that I wouldn't be afraid. She was asked to strip to the waist and wait for the technician. So while we were sitting with the nurse to schedule a date to have the sty taken care of, I mentioned to my daughter, yet again, that I didn't like the yellow polish. Dad: Yes Doc: Hi, I'm assuming you're the mother? Anne and her fellow students were the laughing stock of the school and the hospital for weeks afterward. I was blushing about the color of a pink carnation, possibly darker, all the way from my forehead to my bustline. To follow with others and their genital stories, and describe my most RECENT embarrassing story, I recently was doing a skin check on a new patient. Choosing a nice bikini is not an easy choice! Trying not to raise my voice too much, I took a deep breath and said: 'I WISH I had a viable candidate to be having 'outercourse' with, Sir, but although you seem interested, you're disqualified due to being my doctor and the same age as my Dad. ... One evening there was a huge function at the hospital where the guests included dignitaries such as federal and state politicians, hospital administrators, senior university management and senior consultants. Doctor raised his head from charts (looking somewhat like above) and said, 'Make sure you do tomorrow and tell me' Meanwhile everyone else, the students, nurses and my brother" (Source). Just to give raceFace some context please list your most embarrassing medical experiences. JPIMedia - â¦ He asked me, 'Are you, maybe, engaging in 'outercourse', then? The lab tech then told her, 'This isn't a fetus. Suddenly, I see a familiar figure flashes past. When Amanda Ren helps me with the discharge procedures, I sit on a stool, boringly wait for her. I just got a chuckle out of it" (Source). No less than eight nurses and four innocent people got a great view of my pale, white butt being shaved. I felt like the 5-year old child who needed candy just to be diagnosed. My most embarrassing I described in another thread recently (gel disinfectant, in my eye, first day of my first nursing job). I tried to take the cotton out of my mouth, bled everywhere, then started crying because the blood made such a mess. On the bright side, the wound got me a day off from school, and a cool-looking permanent scar which I can show off" (Source). I spent the whole exam laughing, because that's what I do in awkward situations, while he examined my boobs, clearly in quite considerable pain. With her effort and my hand stuck to my mouth we could finally get the diagnosis completed. Anne related that they did this with reverence and deadly seriousness. I ended up fainting out of the chair onto the floor, basically naked, and woke up to the doctor yelling down the hallway to the nurses for help. It was one of the most uncomfortable and embarrassing experiences I've had at a doctor's office" (Source). It might not be embarrassing per se but it did rob me of the little dignity I had left" (Source). At that point, I gave up all sense of decorum, spread my legs and said, 'you put it'. But we didn't know what she had inhaled. The hospital was also a medical college and everyday the Doctor in charge would come in with lots of students and would examine. Right after I propped my legs up in the stirrups and the doctor started my lady parts examination, I tried to make a joke by asking if I should have brought flowers. He started laughing so hard, he said, because it was nowhere as bad as he feared" (Source). I had my phone and magazines and figured no one would bother me but I was on a lot of IV meds so they had to change them and soon they were knocking on the door. This may sound odd, but I actually wasn't even having 'outercourse' at this time, mainly due to being raised Catholic, & also due to being a painfully shy loner, and introvert. All my macho manliness disappeared and was replaced by cries of extreme pain. But before the journey, there is the most important step called security check. It still didn't assuage my embarrassment of whimpering like a wuss. After an awkward silence, the nurse just said that at least I know now that I would have no trouble giving birth. ho jai. I cried and wailed rivers out my eyes. I tried to laugh it off by saying that it must happen all the time. At the appointment, my doctor introduced himself and started asking everyone who they were. So I happily disrobed and was standing there with my 'stuff' hanging out, when he realized I was not another patient who had had a boob job. 'What's that large blob?' He started laughing a little and said, "Hey, I don't care. _It's pretty easy to feel self-conscious while receiving a check-up from a doctor. Another injection. I just don't want you to judge me too harshly." So, he --- again, for the very first and only time ever --- asked me to take off my jeans so he could get to it. The doctor comes by and asks if I'd mind an observer. But for some reason, this one and only time ever, the doctor needed to give me a deep tissue massage at the upper part of my hamstrings that apparently were not as easily accessible beneath my jeans. Over the years, I've been to his office dozens of times. California residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. I had to take off my top and bra so the male doctor could have a look. When she finally arrived. It would be left it in your body for 15 days to remove the remaining stones after the operation. "I have a few. I swear, I never ever wear these particular underwear that I am currently wearing, unless I get really behind in my laundry. 15 Embarrassing Hospital Room Stories.